Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Whim ball done?


WARNING : Mr.Overly Suave and Mr.Politically Immaculate, please refrain from looking below. You may shoot yourself or me!!!


Its Wimbledon time! And as I write, Andreas Seppi and Marc Gicquel are battling it out to reach the 3rd round....

A mist brews in my mind and from its murky depths out pop the following, well, feeble attempts at humour?


Q :How would you convince Sampras to play at Wimbledon one last time??

A :You say, " Please com(e)pete Sampras!!!!!!!!


Q :What would be the name of a Wimbledon championship which will be played for benefit of Sampras????

A : "For Pete's Sake!!!!"


When Federer won wimbledon.....................


When Federer won Wimbledon, He was called 'Fedex'.....

Looks like Soderling might win this time, So will he be called 'Sodex'(ho)???????


When Federer won Wimbledon, He was called 'Fedex'.....

I concluded that some guy called 'Roller' or 'Rolling' had won Wimbledon at some point, So they always show a sign called 'Rolex' at centre court!!


When Federer won wimbledon, He was called 'Fedex'.....

I have a friend by name Divya, who's a geek and she won an arbitrary file coding competition called "Wimbledon Coders".They named a file format dedicated to her. Its called DivX!!!!!!!!!!!!



Q :How will Soderling's Girlfriend address him after he gets the £750,000 cash prize in Wimbledon????

A : "So Darling............................."



Q : What will my girfriend say if I get the £750,000 cash prize in Wimbledon?

A : "Should I turn you in you Thief???????"


PS : You may use the above lines anywhere, but at your own risk. And as long as its not to sue me, please quote me. Who doesn't want to be famous?

5 comments:

  1. Lolz! These are the P-est PJs I've ever heard from you :)

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  2. If someone had sent me a fwd of this, I would have deleted the mail and blocked the sender.

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  3. @Tiger,

    Why???? You dont like competition eh???????

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  4. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Sodexho??? Really?

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  5. @Anup -


    Q : What will my girfriend say if I get the £750,000 cash prize in Wimbledon?

    A : "Should I turn you in you Thief???????"

    This one was saaaaaaaaaad....But the others were "GOOD PJs" :-)

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